obituary

So Buddha died yesterday, he will be greatly missed by his friends and family. He surprised everyone by making it past his 18 birthday and more surprisingly his 21. But jeez did his luck run out on his 25 and finally we were right. He died doing what he loved hanging out with friends and having fun. The day was going fine until that night when all the sudden he was chased through the woods by mushroom men and oompa loompas. The trees started to attack and the leaves left hundreds of cuts all over his body. His body was found down river painted as a clown and mutilated. he was a good friend and now there is a lot less gravity.